When you saw the first trailer for The Expendables last October, you undoubtedly thought, “Holy shit! These dudes are going to kill everyone!” But what you might not have thought about was just how many dudes have already been killed by this veiny collection of the manliest of men. Worry not, the folks over at TermLifeInsurance have put together a nice little graphic to not only educate you, but scare you into thinking one of these dudes will murder you. It's a good time to get life insurance.
The surprise victor in the body count wars is the original Punisher, Dolph Lungren, who by the sheer volume of movies he’s made in which he’s killed people, nearly doubles Stallone’s second place finish. Rounding out the bottom of the list are Terry Crews and Randy Couture, who have taken out a measly two baddies each and have a long way to go if they want to play with the big boys.
Here's the full Expendables body count:
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